Molly Says

Friday, August 20, 2004

Who's Hot Stuff? I am.

I'm really starting to look forward to these parties Ray throws every Friday. He puts a lot of thought into them and never even charges a cover. Even though he's a big dumbo, he's a sweet and generous dumbo. That goes a long way...earlier this week Beef came home with this huge new drum scanner—apparently Ray bought it to scan things with but then decided that he didn't want to scan things after all. It was new in the crate. Beef's going to sell it on eBay—similar models are going for $19,000! See what I mean?

Anyhow, back to the party. The theme tonight is "Hot Stuff" or something, so I'm going to wear my matching underwear and try to sneak Beef off into the pool shed for a quickie! I'm going to wear the red stockings he said he liked, that will probably help. He's not much for PDA, so I'm not sure how a quasi-public screw will go over.