Molly Says

Monday, April 16, 2007

The Achewood A-List! April 16, 2007!'s the Achewood A-List, with your host Molly Says!

Say what you will about golf, but I can play it! There were some clubs out on Ray's side lawn today and he showed me how to make a golf swing. For my very first shot, he said to aim at a cherry tree about a tennis court-long distance away, and my ball plonked right off the trunk! Ray was pretty quiet after that, so really quick Beef needled him to give it a try. Let's just say that after maybe a dozen shots Ray hadn't even gotten one in the air. When he started trying to make wagers on his next shot, Beef saw the signs and we basically both ran away from Ray. Seems he has a long-standing gambling problem.

Cornelius's new pub The Dude and Catastrophe is fun in a different way every time we go. Opening night, though it was filled to the rafters, was more like a homecoming for an old friend than a bar mob scene...the whole room spent at least a half hour towards the end of the night cheering and jeering a slide show of Cornelius's travel pictures. How often does a bar that is not actively exploding get everyone involved in the same activity? Good job, Cornelius. And thanks for the half-price bowl of mashed potatoes! Saved me.

In other news, Beef and I drew a picture of Italy for Philippe. The little guy wouldn't believe it actually looked like a boot until we proved it for him. Beef wanted to show how Chile looks like South America's large intestine, but Philippe didn't know what intestines were, and we had dinner reservations.

That's all I know for now, Mollyheads. Time for some eggs - Beef's cooking, and it's breakfast for dinner (again...).

Molly (Miss Lady)