The Achewood A-List! August 16, 2006

August 16, 2006...it's the Achewood A-List, with your host Molly Says!

"Little Nephew" Charley Smuckles and manager Sandy Liu: wedding bells are off! Once Charley saw that her family meant business, and was starting to talk about getting airplane tickets for relatives in China, he quit Starbucks on the spot! This means that Sandy can't find him, and if you can't find your fiancée because he quit his job at Starbucks, it just wasn't in the cards, sister. Still, there seem to be more than the usual number of Chinese men hanging aimlessly around town, like they were keeping an eye out for him. How come no one can understand the Chinese community?

In the "I could have told you so but didn't want to think about it" department, Pat Reynolds has finally debuted his queer identity. Was this a surprise to anybody? Our town's most vocal homophobe has done an about-face so abrupt that even the B-52s are still blinking and patting down their hair. My guess is he still won't be any fun to party with, although my man Roast Beef did see him picking up a bottle of Cabana Boy Coconut Rum earlier today (Beef was buying his lottery ticket).

In the Cute News segment of this program, Philippe came over! Téodor brought him along for game night, and we played Trivial Pursuit. The little guy didn't know any of the questions so after a while we just practiced throwing popcorn into his mouth as he ran across the room. You have NO IDEA how much fun that was. I laughed so hard I almost got the bends.