Hymen!

Roast Beef is such a goof. Today he said the word "hymen" when he was complaining about Jason Alexander ("...that dude has such a hymen") and then he immediately got all uncomfortable because he had said that word in front of a woman. Like I don't know that I have a hymen and you don't, Roast Beef? It's not like I get uncomfortable around you when I call someone a peckerhead, even though I know the deep dark secret about your anatomy. Hymen away, folks. I know about it, it's cool. It's the coolest.